John Wayne Toilet Paper

• An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.
• “White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper,” says the Indian. “How much is it?”
• “$1.00 a roll,” the clerk replies.
• “That seems pretty expensive,” responds the Indian. “What about the others?”
• “Charmin is $2.00 a roll and no name is 50 cents a roll.”
• The Indian doesn’t have much money so he opts for the no name.
• Within a few hours he is back at the trading post. “I have a name for the no name toilet paper,” he announces to the clerk. “We shall call it John Wayne.”
• “Why?” asks the confused clerk.
• “Cause it’s rough and it’s tough and it don’t take no crap off an Indian.”